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Smart, edgy, hilarious, and unabashedly raunchy New York Times bestselling author Samantha Irby explodes onto the printed page in her uproarious first collection of essays.

Irby laughs her way through tragicomic mishaps, neuroses, and taboos as she struggles through adulthood: chin hairs, depression, bad sex, failed relationships, masturbation, taco feasts, inflammatory bowel disease and more. Updated with her favorite Instagramable, couch-friendly recipes, this much-beloved romp is treat for anyone in dire need of Irby's infamous, scathing wit and poignant candor.

ISBN-13: 9780525436164

Media Type: Paperback(Reprint)

Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group

Publication Date: 04-03-2018

Pages: 272

Product Dimensions: 5.20(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.80(d)

Samantha Irby writes a blog called bitches gotta eat.

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Table of Contents

Part 1 Brunch: An Instagram Frittata 1

At Thirty 7

Awkward First Date 12

I Want to Write Your Mom's Match.com Profile 19

My Mother, My Daughter 29

The Triplets 41

This Is Why I'm Poor 51

Skin Rashes and Arthritis 59

The Tapeworm Diet 68

I Want to Put a Fat Bitch on Network Television 82

Part 2 Good (Food) in Bed: Having Diarrhea All the Time Is the Worst 97

Milk and Oreos 103

Black Beauty 109

The Many Varieties of Hospital Broth 122

The Terror of Love 128

Sorry I Shit on Your Dick 140

How to Get Your Disgusting Meat Carcass Ready for Some New, Hot Sex 143

Massive Wet Asses 157

Part 3 Dinner on the Couch 167

Forest Whitaker's Neck 176

Bitches Are My Jam 188

A Bearded Gentleman 209

Would Dying Alone Really Be So Terrible? 212

I Really Don't Eat This Much Salad! 215

Thumbsucker 221

I Should Have a Car with Power Windows by Now 229

End: Ooh, Dessert. And Cocktails! 235

Acknowledgments 249