Table of Contents
Caveat Emptor xi
If a Bonehead Like Me Can Do This xiii
Wait! I've Still Never Heard of You xv
Disclaimer! xvii
Part I Before Booze 1
Avoiding the Khmer Rouge and Understanding the Value of Old Books 3
Taking a Global Vision Quest, Turning into One Odd Fellow 7
Going a Little Insane, Beginning to Understand Virality 11
Case Study: Red Kamel and the Marketing Marine Corps 15
Learning the Value of Being a Troll and Fucking with People 21
Case Study: Puma and Creative Grenades 25
Pursuing Bikini Bandits, Starting to Do Things My Way 31
Realizing that Enchantment Has Disappeared, Brand Mysticism is the Key 35
Part II My Booze Life 41
Starting My Booze Career with a Bang 42
There's Nothin' Better than Booze 44
Lesson 1: The Four Magical Ingredients in a Great Booze Brand 46
Case Study: Hendrick's-Beginner's Luck? 47
*The Magical Ingredient*-A Complex Brand World 52
A Great Brand World Extends to Your Creative Team Too 57
Case Study: Sailor Jerry Rum 60
*The Magical Ingredient*-Great Packaging 63
Advertising Awards are Worthless 67
(Important! Read Me) My Onion Method 71
Deez Nuts and the Value of Performance Art 77
You May Live in a Shitty Place, But It's Y'our Shitty Place 81
Lesson 2: Be Like Bowie and Completely Ignore What Everyone Else is Doing 83
My All-Time Favorite Business and Marketing Books 87
Don't Email Me: A Day in My Life 89
Lesson 3: How Belting into the Past can Revive the Present 95
*The Magical Ingredient*-Good and Differentiated Liquid 99
Good Taste is Not Subjective 102
So You Refuse to Listen to Me and Wanna Create Yet Another Sourced Bourbon Brand? 105
Case Study: 'Gansett, Knucklehead Marketing, and Coming Ahead on a Sucker Deal 109
Lesson 4: You Need to Think Like Four Uneducated Guys in a Garage 114
Self-Esteem for Bio Brands: High Life, Pilsner Urquell, and Guinness 119
Micro-Case Studies 120
Authenticity is Everything-How Do You Create It? 126
Lesson 5: Don't Dumb it Down 131
If You Went to a Fancy Pants Business School, I Probably Won't Hire You 134
So Whom Do I Hire? 136
Case Study: Art in the Age 137
Lesson 6: The More Things are Reproduced, the More they Lose their Mystical Power 143
Case Study: Tamworth Distilling and My Colonel Kurtz Moment 146
Lesson 7: Launch Creative Grenades 152
Use Restrictions to Your Advantage 158
Case Study: The Worst Brand I Ever Created 160
*The Magical Ingredient*-Full Control 163
Spirits Awards are Worthless Too 165
I Want to be the Hermes of Booze 167
Lesson 8: Turn Your Brand into a Cult 170
Chekhov's Grenades: Salem Witch Whiskey, Going Bat Shit Crazy, and Thanksgiving in a Glass 173
*The Magical Ingredient*-Time 177
The Final Lesson: Continually Find Ways to Generate Buzz and Blow People's Fucking Minds 181
Thank-Your 185
About the Authors 186