Table of Contents
Introduction ix
Weeping Willows Never Cry Alisha Gaddis 1
Breaking Bad News Leah Mann 6
Dostoyevsky Secret Kate Huffman 10
The Slumber Party Kayla Cagan 13
Poem Alessandra Rizzotti 15
Thanksbringing Corrine Glazer 18
Death's a Drag Leah Mann 21
Sugar Coat It Ilana Turner 25
Bi the Way Jenny Purple 28
Miss USA Choreographer Jamison Scala 32
Severance Corrine Glazer 34
For Manifred Leah Mann 39
Golf Alessandra Rizzotti 44
I'm Very Anxious, so Here Are My Needs for Your House Party Mike Glazer 46
Ethereal Epiphany Darina Parker 49
Fried Chicken Benjamin Ridge 52
A Lifeline Kyle T. Wilson 55
Chicks Leah Mann 58
I Need a Dollar Jamison Scala 63
Cold as Ice Jessica Glassberg 66
Portrait, of an Angel Leah Mann 70
Britney's#1 Fan Jamison Scala 74
A Formal Presentation JP Karliak 78
Fairy Godmother Leah Mann 82
Feeling Suicidal Alessandra Rizzotti 86
You Need Therapy from Therapy Jamison Scala 89
Own That Shit Kyle T. Wilson 91
Parting Words Leah Mann 94
The Extra Mile Nina Ki 98
Love Makes You Do the Craziest Things Cathy Lewis 104
Moving Boxes Moll Green 107
Liberal Propaganda Tiffany E. Babb 111
Chubz Josh Ginsburg 115
Work It Out Leah Mann 117
The Art of Cruising Kyle T. Wilson 12 122
Dining with Eleanor Roosevelt Leah Mann 126
QVC Jamison Scala 130
Two Sides of the Same Coin Darina Parker 133
Fake It Till You Make It: A Classroom Monologue Tyler Gillespie 136
The Siren's Lament Leah Mann 139
I Don't Have to Explain What Love Is Alessandra Rizzotti 143
Obsessed with Odor in the Air Libby Doyne 146
The Problem, Is … (the Starbucks Monologue) Tiffany E. Babb 149
Game Over Leah Mann 153
Girls Like Us Jennifer Dickinson 157
Hmmm … Benjamin Ridge 160
When We Were Still Us Darina Parker 164
Judy's Guy Friday Jamison Scala 167
If Only Tiffany E. Babb 169
The Talk Leah Mann 172
Transition Alessandra Rizzotti 178
Uber Uber Lisa Gopman 182
Meat Is Murder Corrine Glazer 185
Pray the Gay Away Jamison Scala 189
Threes a Crowd Leah Mann 191
Contributors 197
Acknowledgments 211
