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Outdoors Stupid From Around The World is Bob Bell's third book. The first two were about the Alaskan adventures of Bob and his band of I.Q.-challenged friends. They are titled Oh No! We're Gonna Die and Oh No! We're Gonna Die Too. The first book is mostly Bob's misadventures and the second is about his friends' attempts to get themselves killed in the Alaskan wilderness. During his travels around the world hunting and fishing, Bob met many guides, outfitters, professional hunters and their clients. They related several stories to him, many of which are included in this book. These stories show that the love of the outdoors exists everywhere you go. Also that I.Q.-challenged decisions are an international curse. This book, like his other books, is also written in a humorous fashion, but again, conveys the apprehension, excitement and relief involved in life-threatening adventures. In Alaska, the main factors that can kill you include environmental issues, weather, terrain, cold water, etc. In regard to critters, it is mainly bears. When we look at the whole world then we have pumas, hogs, lions, hippos, buffalo, leopards, elephants, snakes and many more, as well as the environmental issues. The range of options to get yourself killed is greatly expanded. This book takes the reader on adventures throughout the world with a whole new cast of characters who continue the tradition of questionable judgement and bad luck. You will experience charging buffalo, attacking lions, moose assaults, puma/pig/dog fights and surly bull elk, just to name a few. These stories will give you an insight into the excitement and pitfalls of high-risk outdoor adventures. Several of these tales also involve a lack of intelligence or clear thinking which definitely adds to the excitement. Please enjoy your trip with us through our inisadventures from around the world.

ISBN-13: 9781578337040

Media Type: Paperback

Publisher: BBB Publications

Publication Date: 11-27-2018

Pages: 248

Product Dimensions: 5.90(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.70(d)

Table of Contents

Dedication 5

Acknowledgments 6

Prologue 7

Chapter I Africa

1 Warthogs and Hippos 9

2 Buffalo Tunnel Vision 17

3 Home Boy's First Lion Encounter 25

4 "OH S**T" (For Real) 35

5 300 Pounds of Lion Bait 44

6 Cape Buffalo Surprise Party 53

Chapter II Argentina

7 Argentine Water Buffalo, Four-Horned Sheep and Other Critters 65

8 Siendo Estúpidos Al Aire Libre En Argentina 73

9 Siendo Estúpidos Al Aire Libre En Argentina Dos 81

10 The Fat Guy and the Skinny Cat 92

11 The Perils of Puma, Pig and Black Buck Hunting 100

Chapter III Alaska

12 The Cheechako Moose Hunt 111

13 Hand to Horn Moose Combat - Bad Idea 120

14 Winter Musk Ox Hunting in the Arctic has Some Drawbacks 129

15 My Friend Wardell 138

Chapter IV The Lower 49

16 A Bull Named Stetson 151

17 The Trials and Tribulations of Transporting Elk Meat 161

18 Pig Panic in Hawaii 172

Chapter V Everywhere Else

19 Billy Bob Meets Marco Polo 185

20 Somewhere in the Outback 193

21 Postill Lake Revisited 204

22 My First and Last Tahr Hunt 213

23 The Russian Bear 220

24 The Two Per 229

25 The Great Vietnam Pig and Fish Shoot 239