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Don't miss the laugh-out-loud classic about a boy who leaps into battle when he's forced to share a room with his grandfather—now a major motion picture starring Robert De Niro, Uma Thurman, Christopher Walken, Jane Seymour, Rob Riggle, Cheech Marin, and Oakes Fegley!

Peter is thrilled that Grandpa is coming to live with his family. That is, until Grandpa moves right into Peter’s room, forcing him upstairs.
 
Peter loves his grandpa but wants his room back. He has no choice but to declare war! With the help of his friends, Peter devises outrageous plans to make Grandpa surrender the room. But Grandpa is tougher than he looks. Rather than give in, Grandpa plans to get even.
 
They used to be such great pals. Has their war gone too far?
 
WINNER OF TEN STATE READING AWARDS
AN IRA-CBC CHILDREN'S CHOICE

"Peter tells this story with honesty and humor....By the story's end, Peter has learned much about the causes and effects of war—and human dignity."-School Library Journal

"The humor of the story derives from Peter's first-person account and from the reader's recognition of Peter's valiant effort to maintain two mutually exclusive emotions."-The Horn Book Magazine

ISBN-13: 9780440492764

Media Type: Paperback

Publisher: Random House Children's Books

Publication Date: 09-01-1984

Pages: 160

Product Dimensions: 5.25(w) x 7.63(h) x 0.39(d)

Age Range: 8 - 12 Years

Series: Yearling

Robert Kimmel Smith was an award-winning author who wrote several popular books for children, including Chocolate Fever, The War with Grandpa and it's sequel—The War with Grandma—coming soon, Bobby Baseball, Jelly Belly, Mostly Michael, and The Squeaky Wheel. Richard Lauter illustrated several books for young children, including The War with Grandpa. He lives in New Jersey.

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An Excerpt from The War with Grandpa

      This is the true and real story of what happened when Grandpa came to live
      with us and took my room and how I went to war with him and him with me
      and what happened after that.

      I am typing it out on paper without lines on my dad's typewriter because
      Mrs. Klein, she's my 5th grade English teacher, said that we should write
      a story about something important that happened to us and to tell it "true
      and real" and put in words that peoples said if we can remember and to put
      quote marks around them and everything....

      My little sister, Jennifer, just came in and asked me what I'm doing and
      I told her....

      "I think you should begin with me," Jenny said, "because I found out Grandpa
      was coming to live here before you even knew about it."

      "Good idea," I said.

      "And put in the story that I am very beautiful with long blond hair and
      lovely blue eyes."

      "I just did."

      "Now you'll have a good story," she said.

Table of Contents

1. Peter Stokes's True and Real Story 1
2. The Beginning 5
3. A Room Without Gloom 9
4. The Deadly Dinner 11
5. Sad and Blue as the Sky 17
6. I Promise 20
7. Bits and Pieces 22
8. Night Fright 26
9. Grandpa Jack 30
10. Another Night, Another Fright 35
11. Only a Dope Will Mope 36
12. A Little Help from My Friends 39
13. A Light in the Attic 43
14. War Is Declared!!! 45
15. It Takes Two Sides to Fight a War 50
16. The First Strategy Conference 52
17. Night Attack 54
18. The First Peace Conference 57
19. A Flag of Truce 60
20. A Slippery Customer 64
21. Strategy and Supplies 67
22. Slapshot 70
23. Time Out for Jenny 75
24. A Dirty Trick 79
25. And Dirty Words 84
26. Rocker and Roll 88
27. Go Fish 93
28. Playing Hardball 100
29. Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop 104
30. Jenny the Spy 106
31. The Shoe Drops ... Kerplunk! 111
32. The Last Strategy Conference 118
33. The Last Attack 121
34. War's End 124
35. Bottoms Up 129
36. Building the Peace 134
37. For My Teacher 139