Table of Contents
Chapter 1 Using Marijuana 1
THC: The Main Ingredient 1
Marijuana Mastery: Knowing the Risks 3
The Truth Is Out There: Marijuana Research 5
Common Effects of Marijuana 7
To Eat or Not to Eat? 7
Marijuana as Medicine 8
CBD vs THC 9
Chapter 2 Marijuana Cooking Basics 13
Marijuana Butter 16
Marijuana Coconut Oil (Vegan) 18
Marijuana Flour 20
Marijuana Alcohol 22
Chapter 3 Dessert First 25
Gone Bananas Bread 26
Pumpkin Muffins 28
Peanut Budder Cups 31
Sweet Sensations Sugar Cookies 33
Dirty Date Cookies 35
Outrageous Oatmeal Chip Cookies 37
Nutty Peanut Butter Cookies 38
Crazed Carrot Cake (It's All in the Frosting!) 40
"Choc-ful-'o-Pot" Chocolate Chip Cookies 42
Baked Brownies 44
Stoner Scones 46
Chapter 4 Soups and Starters 49
Off Your Noodle Soup 51
Cream of Cannabis Soup 53
Tofu Asparagus Hash 54
Vinaigrette 56
Gazpacho Soup 59
Chapter 5 Main Courses 61
Pothead Pancakes 62
Grilled Chronic King Salmon 64
Turkey Pot Pies 66
Tacos 70
Bud Burger 73
Chicken and Asparagus Fettuccini Surprise 74
He-Man Quiche 76
Dreamspell Bourbon Barbeque Sauce 78
Enchanted Cottage Pie 81
Bombed Bolognese 82
Chapter 6 Vegetarian 85
Smashed Pot-atoes 86
Potso Pesto 88
Couscous Your Consciousness 91
Carrot Casserole 93
Corny Casserole 95
Primeval Pasta 96
Veg-Out Stoner Pie 98
Veggie Chili 102
Chapter 7 More Desserts 105
Going Bananas 107
Fruit Salad 109
Skunky Shortbread 111
Decadent Chocolate Bud Cake 112
Shiva's Chai Cupcakes 114
Baked Apple Crumble 117
Chapter 8 Marijuana Drinks 119
Alcoholic: Cocktails and Shots Dirty Bong Water 120
Motherfucker 121
Vlad the Inhaler's Vodka 123
Mary Jane's Martini 124
Ghetto Booty 125
Bourbon High 126
Indian Summer 127
Surfer on Acid 128
Freight Train 129
Sangria 130
Nonalcoholic Drinks Coffee Chai 132
Bhang Lassi 135
Pot Chocolate 136
Cappuccino Chill Out 139
Stir-Crazy Shake 141
Spaced-Out Banana Shake 142
Infused Smoothies The Ultimate Breakfast Canna Smoothie 145
Pina Canna Colada 147
A Green Smoothie with Extra Green 147
Raw Smoothies Chocolate PB Canna-Dream 149
The Leaf Lover 151
The Health Blaster 151
Chapter 9 Sweet Treats 153
Gummies 155
Dosed Gummy Bears 157
Dosed Gummy Worms 159
Lollipops 160
Peppermint Canna Lollies 163
Vanilla Extra-Strength Canna Lollies 165
Cannabis Cake Pops 167
White Cannabis Cake Pops 168
Hard Candies 171
Cinnamon Canna Rock Candy 173
Marijuana Maple Hard Candies 175
Butterscotch Cannabis Hard Candies 177
Strong Lemon Canna Candy Drops 179
Cannabis Chocolate 181
Cheat's White Chocolate CannaTruffles 183
Cheat's Vegan Canna Chocolate 185
Marijuana White Chocolate 187
Super Nutty Canna Bark 189
Chapter 10 Eat, Drink and Detoxify 190
Cut to the Chase 193
Finding the WMD (Way of Mucho Detox) 196
Spicy Meets Balls 196
Cayenne Pepper 197
Turmeric 197
Burdock Root 197
Milk Thistle 197
Dandelion 197
Ginger 198
Alfalfa 198
Licorice Root 198
Fennel Seed 199
Fenugreek Seed 199
Hibiscus 199
They're Called Essential for a Good Reason 201
"Water to Think, Water to Drink, Water Over Me" 204
Detox Tea Recipe 205
Appendix
Scheduling Definitions 206